March 2007
America is rubbing off on you.
Robert, foreign exchange student from Germany, if you’re somehow reading this, DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK! This kid asks me every single fuckin’ day of the week if I did the American Lit/Algebra/French/US History homework. “Yeah, I did it.” “Can I see it?” “No, you should do your own work.” Don’t let America Americanize you up just because...
February 2007
I'm accidently somewhat good at playing pool.
I’m just trying to figure out why I’m not tired of hanging out with Joseph, yet.
My lip hurts. I bite it too much. Ow.
I got on the A/B honor role thingy so I got a free ice-cream sandwich at lunch. I refused to share it with anyone though because it was my reward. Why give someone else a piece of something they didn’t earn?!
I’ve been SO lazy all week. ALL week. ...
What Would Jessie Do?
Dude, my car is posessed by German ghosts! I swear! The other day it made this weird ass noise, the guages started freaking out and going back and forth, and the car just sped up on its own. Tonight it wouldn’t let me unlock my doors so I had to use the key thing from my trunk. :( Hold on, I’ve got to piss. Alright, I’m back. So, I spent all day doing this research...
JESSIE! At the Disco.
Hate that band.
It was my birthday 3 Days ago. I turned 17. I got a bunch of hugs, a bunch of “Happy Birthday!”s, 4 calls at midnight in less than 2 minutes, and some random shit. One guy made me a cupcake, another made me a card and gave me giant sunglasses, a few kids gave me lunch money, a chick gave me a coupon for one free doughnut at Krispee Kreme, John got me guitar...
I like to spend my days...
Listening to Joseph talk about himself.
I can’t drive my car. Fuck a Lien. I’m so sad. I don’t like it when people taxi me around. I just want to be able to drive my own car at my own will again. If you don’t know what a lien is, dictionary.com it because I’m too lazy to explain it. The basics: I don’t have plates on my car. I had a permit but it...
Marzipan.
^Gay.
Officially charging for me to draw anything for you. Whether it’s, “Hey, could you draw me a picture of _____” or “Make me a sticker to put on my guitar.” or “Draw something on my backpack!” I’ll decide how much it costs. This depends on how big the piece is, how hard I work on it, what mediums I used and how much of them I used, how you...
