September 2007
"Just One of The Guys" meets "The Girl Next Door."
Since the beginning of the school year, I’ve managed to accomplish the following:
10.) Wear a T-shirt layered over lacey/striped/polka dotted tank top.
9.) Wear matching colored jewelry.
8.) Curled hair with shorter, side swept bangs.
7.) Drive a 2 door Honda Civic with the windows down while listening to Matchbook Romance.
6.) Wear giant sunglasses paired with a...
You gotta be scene to make the headlines.
Good evening, North Town. Tonight’s top story: Famous 6 month Little Caesar’s employee, Jessie Half-Cab, is in critical condition after a rough day on the job. Doctors say she has requested lypo and a tummy tuck to be performed on her sometime by September 16th.
“She’s just tired of people making fun of her because she’s fat and eats so much,” an anonymous...
